I don’t turn the lights on above the shower. I never really used to do this anyways. Technically, I don’t even turn on the lights in the main bathroom when I take a bath. I turn one of the closet lights on, so just a tiny bit of light comes through. You know, just enough [...]
Archive for May, 2008
(not-so) squeaky clean
Posted in Uncategorized on May 31, 2008, 4:08 pm | 2 Comments »
30-ish going on 85
Posted in Uncategorized on May 30, 2008, 3:50 pm | Leave a Comment »
So, in the morning, my back decided to do it’s little spine tango. It dips just fine, it just doesn’t like to come back up. My back brace didn’t really work. Mainly because no amount of duct tape or Velcro was going to help make that thing fit my now ginormous waist. I tried different [...]
One in a million
Posted in Uncategorized on May 29, 2008, 2:57 pm | Leave a Comment »
Yep that’s me. According to Ska anyways. No, not because I am an awesome wife or anything sickenly-sweet like that, but because of two TV shows that I watch (neither of which the hubbie partakes in and also does not appreciate it when I try to discuss the finer points of either show with him).
Mr. [...]
depression limbo
Posted in adipose tissue-be GONE!, tagged fat, fatter, fattest on May 28, 2008, 2:01 pm | 1 Comment »
How do you make yourself feel better when you realize you have gained even MORE weight? Making you absolutely the most revolting tub-of-lard chubbiest person ever? You eat. 3 cans of Pringles. Some peanuts. Honey mustard pretzels. Approximately 4,160 calories worth- in.one.sitting. While sobbing about being atrociously fat and repulsively ugly. And really if I [...]
Muse Von Wrinkle
Posted in rantings n' ravings, tagged Monavie, sleeping on May 26, 2008, 3:48 pm | 1 Comment »
I am very upset, apparently sleeping causes wrinkles. I have been sleeping better (thanks Monavie!*), however I am aghast at the wrinkle/ impression lines emerging on my face from this nightly event. The same ones are there every morning, same side of my face – by my nose and under my eye. It gets [...]
pity-party
Posted in rantings n' ravings on May 19, 2008, 6:00 pm | 2 Comments »
I really must be blogging for myself. I know I fell off the diet-wagon, the blogging-wagon and the sanity-wagon (err, um, actually I never got on that ride). I know I only had two-ish measly (but totally awesome, dude!) readers to begin with. However, it doesn’t make it any less sad that now, apparently nobody [...]
Reader’s choice
Posted in terrific tangies on May 18, 2008, 1:01 am | Leave a Comment »
Thank you for subscribing to my newsletter. I question your sanity by making this choice, dear reader, but I do applaud your courage as you once again embark on the journey to crazy town. Wow, I am such a geek. Or is it dork, I know not dweeb. I think geek. I am making geeky [...]
Miss Slothy 2008
Posted in rantings n' ravings, tagged fat-ola crap-ola on May 15, 2008, 11:34 pm | Leave a Comment »
I am the not-so-proud owner of stubbly jiggles. I have become too fat and slothy to shave. I am the epitome of slothification. I don’t take care of myself. If I put on concealer (my form of makeup since at some point I must have had an amnesic-inducing intervention about my lipgloss habit, because it is gone. Damn, I [...]
