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Archive for June, 2008

blog hiatus

I know I have not updated in a little while. I don’t know what is wrong with me (okay, I keep an alphabetical, color-coded, emotionally and meta-emotionally categorized list somewhere – but I am not sharing). That is part of the problem. I have a lot going on right now inside my head (feign shock [...]

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I have hit bottom…again. NO, it didn’t involve Pringles this time, but it was still scary to all those who had to witness it (just poor hubbie-who by the way says he will help by getting fat so I don’t look as big. Geeze.Thanks.So.F-ing.Helpful!). So, another whinysob melt down. I don’t know why I just [...]

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come hither

I am wearing incredibly sexy, mesh granny panties lined with gauze.

You know you want me!
If this does not say ” come, make a baby with me”, I just don’t know what else will.
I am also posted one pic in black and white – becasue that makes it sexier, right?

Damn, I can’t believe I just posted [...]

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NORMAL

I am back, a little endometriosis (all by my left tube and ureter – pee problems?), but otherwise Normal is all the doc kept saying. He obviously was not looking at my brain, but hey – the insides look normal. Lefty is definitely deviated and needs a GPS unit to find but that is from [...]

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Dear we-swear-not-broken Muse,
You have been scheduled for a laparoscopy, hysteroscopy, cautery of endometriosis and chromotubation with ethiodol on 6/6/08 at we-fix-women-right hospital.
Please follow this instructions:
1. Do not eat or drink after midnight, this includes water.
2. Do not sleep, as we are sure you will be pacing ( I am actually not nervous though, weird)
3. Please [...]

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It is official! We (apparently I harbor multiple people inside my head…that or it is the whole we-team mentality) have a new reader! Everyone say HI to ericas (previously mentioned in this blog as QueenB). I feel loved and wanted. Whoo-hoo. Go me!!! Now, everyone go read her comment under (not-so) squeaky clean.
…and we’re [...]

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fat, uccky and wrinkled
broken
proud to have awesome friends, hubbie and animals
very lucky to have all the advantages in life I have/had
sad I squandered so many of said advantage

a little uneasy that I am ‘going under the knife’ on Friday for who-knows-what. You think the one having the procedure should get to know what they are [...]

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